Frog Otoption

November, 17 2008

It was Tuesday on the 4th week of school. We we're learning biology. Suddenly, the teacher had a really nasty surprise for us. On Thursday, we are goin to have an otoption on a frog. We we're freaked out(but some were anxious abou it)! I mean, doing an otoption on a frog? It's like doing a surgery to a thousand rotten dead body's(no offence for the dead)! But, nevermind. I was antusiatic though even I was a little scared to. So, I quickly go to my grandparents home at Jl. Wangkal D/13, Kompleks TNI-AL. I say hello to them, and I rushed to change my clothe cause it's almost dark. So, me, my driver Pak Min, and my grandparents maid Lek' Akas, go to a lake near-bye. We search for a frog there.Then sudenly, a man wants to help us. So what could we do? We accept his help. And then, suddenly he comes to us with a male-bull frog on his hand! I was freakde out so I ran until I peed my self, hahaha. After that, we go to my grand parents house again and I keep my frog in a safe place. The next morning, I woke up bed and check out the frogs condition, looking that if it's still in a good condition or not, or maybe it's dead! But it;s still in a good conditon. Thoug he pood himself inside his place, hahaha. Then, when I arrived at school, I saw one of my class mate that brought a lot of frog! But I was thingking of still using my own frog anyway. So, I put my frog in the Ms. Titing's Biology room that's near to the left-wing stairs and go to my home base for briefing and to study math. I couldn't be patcient, my feet could'n stp shaking! After one period of Physichs(if I'm not mistaken, or maybe PKN) Me and my group went down to have a break and do a discusion about the otoption. After the bell rings and the break's over, the moment that I've benn waiting has come! I rushed to the biology room, put my bags tidely, put on my mask and also my glove. Now we're all set. The teacher, Mr. Agus, ppropose that I use the frog that my class mate, Ranthi, brought. He said that my frog is to dangerous for the otoption caise the venom level is high above 55.31%. Well, it's okay. Having my life for a otoption is quite risky too, hahaha. So, one of Mr. Agus asistent, sedatedthe fogs by bagging them with a alcoholed-cutton untill it sleeps. Then, the otoption begins. The frogs wer're placed in a operation board, and we have a briefing. The setpes we're explained so clear we have to follow it. So first, me and my friends take the decision. Who will open the frog? And using what? First, it was Dita,. But she couldn't do it. And then Taffy. He used the sharp-edge scisor but he also could't do it. The, it's my turn. I used the operation scisor to cut trought the skin with a route in the shape of a window(I don't know the language) like so:
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Then I open up through the flesh by using an operation knife. When it was opened, the smell was like f**(some text missing)king shit! It's like, thousand gallon of rotten pee plus a truck-load of fresh manuere + human poo and plus 100% alcohol. God damn, it stinks so bad untill I puke like, 5 times? So then, we continued. We explore the inside ofa frog. What I got was a female frog. I felt so bad doing an otoption to it cause it was having new born babies inside it. Then, I became a sudden phsyco! I don't know why I really like torturing the half-dead frog. I cut it's tounge, I remove it's egg and samsh it, I even stabed it's heart untill lot's of blood pur out. Man, that's one hell of a frog phsycopath, hahaha. After that, the teacher asked us to draw the frogs inside. When we're finished, the frog was disposed and it's time to let my frog free. But, I forgot that the frog pood it self inside it. So, when I up the lid, I'll say, motherf**(some text missing)k! Guess what, I puked again. And that's the story of my frog otopion. I hope this note maybe usefull for you that haven't done this otoption. Thanks for reading. And please coment my note again, huh? Bye!